I wish I was Lalit Modi

Damn ,Lalit Modi.

I have decided not to watch the news channel anymore. Its  all about  Lalit Modi, Lalit Modi and Lalit Modi alone.
The allegations about Modi are yet to be proved. But Modi

1. Has become a household name in last few days. The young politicans will take atleast a decade to become house hold
name. There is a lesson to be learned.

2. He has emerged as Marketing Guru . He is been on the front page of Business Magazines .

3. Everyone is talking about him , the news channel to friends.  I was having talk with few friends and the reaction was 
quite normal. If at all Mr. Modi has misused his power to amass “huge wealth” is quite normal. What an approach we have
towards the ethos? On the otherside , who is not corrupt , The politicians, the babus, the doctors ,sportsmen and  the
policewala? If at all Mr. Modi is corrupt ,then what is wrong. The corrupt politicians and criminal politicians do still contest
and still rule ,then why not Mr. Modi, then [If allegations are proved]

4. Who says its wrong to work as an cartel ? what is G-8 or G-7 or OPEC or Drug Lords or Business Corporations across
the world or Religious organizations . Who does not have conflict of interest? Be it the politicians or people who are part
of BCCI it self. Do we share the cake with strangers ,when we have plenty of friends .

5. I saw on the NDTV the IPL scam is getting more coverage then PM official visit to USA. Well then the question what
kind ofcoverage did IPL get in USA before the scam. Could Newspaper or News channels “sensationalize ”  the Pre IPL  hit
with ” so called scam”

6.The new hindi movie called ” Badmaash company”,yet to be released, the lead actor says to make money all you need is
a ” Big idea” and Lalit Modi did find one. Which one you better think?

7. Is this the song Lalit Modi singing these days.

Beparwah ho gaye hain, behaya ho gaye hain
Befikrey ho gaye hain hum (bad boy)

Hum pe yaara jach rahi hai ye ayaashi hey ayaashi
Lat si lagi hai yeh ayaashi, bandhgi hai yeh ayaashi

OR

Jahan bhi jaye ek spotlight upar ho
Sensex niche phir bhi hum upar ho
007 James Bond wali ghadi ho
USA mein dus baaran kothian padi ho

One day jacuzzi wale do teen hotel ho
Apne bhi naam ki beer ki bottle ho
One day versace ka wardrobe total ho
Foreign ki ladki par rate yaar local ho

Note:- The lyrics of the movie Badmaash Company, A Yash Raj Chopra Film. To be released.

8.Lastly the media invented new term ” IPL gate” . With key words Scam, Controversy , Overshadowed, Benami ownership,Money laundering and list goes on.My ears and eyes are on vacation until this “thing” ends.  And media needs scams or stings operations and I think god heard the media. Mr. Modi ,what if you had used your tongue more diligently then I would not have sat here and blogged about you ,putting on hold my bowl motion.

For Acidity : Gelosin ,spelling is wrong.

For Sleepness : Trika , depending on the condition.

For constiapation : Hot water, Tea [what I prefer] .

For Speaking Truth : Alcochol , lot of . I suggest,don’t touch.

And for communication   use pigeons instead of e-mails and mobile phones.

Please read the link to know more about Mr. Modi

http://m.indiatoday.in/itwapsite/story?sid=94182&secid=134

I admire Mr. Modi  despite either way may his “Yatch/private plane ” [newly acquired] sail/fly. For creating an brand IPL.

Facilitation is a noble cause. After all it is a help extented. Why is everyone  hand doka peecha of Modi. We have one or

other time used facilitation.  Flash Back, recall.

I wish I was Lalit Modi. Without any constipation of course. I already suffer with.

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