Note:- Do not keep staring at those breast ,which may induce pervertness in you. who knows they may be of silicon?
Just a day to go and a new year is around. I am still scratching my head how will we celebrate and welcome the new year? And the biggest of the dilemmas are the resolutions for the new year. I think most of us must be sailing in the same ship at least about the latter.One loses heart by watching the morning news , its about rapes and rapes alone. The news channels keeps reporting rapes from across the country and columnist keep penning about the rapes.The new year is sweet music to ears of the retailers starting from X’mas .One can change there wardrobe to hitting gyms( losing weight ) to Giving up to smoke and drink and list may be endless.I wonder what resolutions will politicians take up ? Think of newer ways to disrupt the working of parliament, newer ways to misuse there position.Set them aside , what new year resolution will possible actress take up? not to wear sleazy clothes anymore , not to do item songs and may be not to smooch on the screen. Possibly avoiding lot may erections and pervert thoughts.There is a huge responsibilities on the shoulders of the prostitutes or in more refined manner escorts to ensure there services are responsibly priced and the customer satisfaction index is soaring high , at least few instances of sexual assault can be avoided.The censor board and IB ministry should take up resolutions of banning every X rated stuff ,where the porn actors have over acted and promoted a wrong notion of coitus and also to run a disclaimer below every X rated stuff ” Do not try this at home or else where ” , ” God is watching u” or ” Content is only for educational purpose”. After these instances of Rape at least two people must be under tremendous pressure Mahesh Bhatt and Ponam Pandey, what should be there next move ? Murder 3 is to release shortly.
What measures can we men adopt not to unleash the beast inside us outside ? Gifting our wives pictorial copies of Kamasutra, buy a copy of DVD of cindy crawford – shape your body workout , to stand in front of the mirror undressed to understand the reality and also may be start wearing blinkers like race horses as well, last but not the least the other option can be to join the stasang groups and devote our remaining lives to GODs , then be lost in the lust .Hereby , I humbly request women to spare us from the sight of cleavages and butt cracks and I thank them in advance for a good cause. To conclude the victims of rapes don’t need our sympathy , all they need is our empathy for the trauma they under go and to behave as sensible and responsible citizens . Mrs. Emraan Hashmi, you should be having space for breather , Mr. Emraan may for sometime might not be on the screens smooching for at least sometime .Dear fellow Indians , since we suffer from Amnesia and most importantly not the victim does not mean we can take things for granted .Humor , entertainment and sleazy differ from each other but these days its hard to say what is what? My new year resolution is to wear blinkers. Will this year be any new?
Wishing you all a very happy and prosperous new year!!!